The Return Of The Crazy Demon sky MTL - chapter 3
Ch 3
Tell the teacher you’re sorry
Left Sergeant Light said with an astringent expression.
“”Originally, it’s called only holy things, but how did you know the name of heaven?”
“Did I just run away for three days and three nights? Along the way, we ate and pooped, recited the number of attempts we tried, tortured our subordinates, played boats, and had a very fulfilling time.”
Leftist Light suddenly looked at the subordinates waiting behind him and said.
“”You can’t stand torture?”
“”Your subordinates need to know what this is. I didn’t know exactly. Before I die, I must know what this is.”
Left Sergeant Light replied in a low tone.
“”… … Gwangmaya, it is a special elixir that only the headmaster can take. Don’t even dream that if someone else takes it, your limbs will melt. It was hard work, so we have to take it back.”
“”Don’t lie to me with that pierced mouth. Do I look like an innocent Namgung-se? Baek Ri-se, who only reveals a man’s face, looks like a woman. You pervert bastard.””
“I can’t believe it even if I tell you the truth. It was given the nickname “Holy Sacred” because the teacher was going to take it. Trust me.””
“”It’s strange. If this is an elixir, wouldn’t it be right for the old headmaster to eat it before he enters the practice?”
“”There are circumstances in the world. The teacher’s Mugong training has its own order.””
“”How did you make it? It’s not a naturally occurring elixir, it seems to have been manufactured by magic.”
“Would you mind if I tell you?”
Instead of answering, I looked into the eyes of Left Left.
“”no.””
Since he was aware of the evil deeds of the Magician, he was able to get a rough idea of how it was made.
Moreover, even now, the color of the heavenly jade changed from time to time. It looked like a mixture of polar yang and polar negative energies inside, but the color continued to change depending on the ambient temperature or sunlight.
In other words, the Taegeuk pattern.
In a magical way, it is a yeokgaegeuk.
Since the elixir contains Taegeuk, it also means that it is not an ordinary elixir.
I thought that it would not be strange if Kang-ho was destroyed if this fell into the hands of the headmaster.
‘Shit… … The real moorimmaeng should give me a collaborator award. Dogs. ‘
I said what I expected.
“”Oh, I understand. I guess I’m a genius. don’t guess This is probably the reason why they attacked the clan and often waged local wars with groups like the Moorim Maeng. I don’t know how, but you extracted the essence of living warriors and put them in this. It must not have been easy for you to make this. It would have to be made by extracting the poles and poles evenly.”
As I spoke, I realized the teacher’s intentions.
“”The effect will be better only when the eater is yin and yang retarded, or if the state of danjeon is balanced between pole yang and pole yin. Oh, so did you do lung training? Is there anything wrong with what I said? Or maybe the old teacher was trying to use it to change the body.”
If you take the elixir in your new body, it will be more effective.
Sergeant Light smiled while listening to my story.
“”You bastard, I thought you were just a stupid maniac.””
“”It was nothing.””
“”Think as you please. Even if you knew the truth, it wouldn’t be more precious than your life.”
“”It is, though.””
“”You’re not even Yin-Yang retarded, so give it to me.”
“”If a teacher takes this, there will be no match in the world. I am still strong enough to dislike it, but how much stronger do I want to become? can’t give That is the path of the scoundrel I am walking on alone.”
I meant to be funny, but the left-hander didn’t laugh at all.
Magico and I don’t get along well because of this.
Left-handed Light continued to stare at me.
After fighting, I think I’m going to fall into a coma sooner, so I’m really scared.
In fact, it was bothersome for me to fall with a full disability.
What in the world would love a cliff? Unless Giyeon was waiting under him.
If so, in this situation, the right answer would be to take the most irritating action left by Light.
Since the injuries were already severe, I swallowed the heavenly jade without deep thought.
As Cheon-ok went down the esophagus with a gulp, the left-handed man’s face went hazy.
He said while savoring the taste of heaven.
“”Unexpectedly sweet. It has a soft peach flavor and a very refreshing aftertaste. Did you mix peaches to make it easier to eat old ponytails? Uh-huh.””
The eyes of the subordinates as well as the left side of Light grew wide. To put it a little exaggeratedly, everyone was on a look on the verge of fainting. Left Sergeant Light pointed at me and stuttered slightly.
“”Do you eat it?””
I was a little tanned.
“”Elixir, you crazy bastard. Elixir is good for the body. I hope that the old headmaster’s disrespectful orders will fall on you. do not worry. The subordinates will report what they see. Or you can kill them all with your own hands.””
The left-hander used his evil while stomping his feet.
“”You crazy bastard! that!””
I deliberately said it like an asshole.
“”Did I not eat it and give it to the headmaster? But it’s already gone in my stomach. I’m afraid… … .””
When Cheon-Jok entered his stomach, he felt a little strange. It wasn’t a joke, but it was strange that it actually tasted like a big peach.
However, his physical condition became strange.
I frowned and touched the danjeon.
It feels like the danjeon is forcibly split into two in an instant.
In the eyes of the magicians, my face was getting paler.
He was experiencing a Monstrosity of being forced to half positive and half negative. But, and since it wasn’t a painful process, I thought that the holy thing was a holy thing.
Left-hander Light said while grinding his teeth.
“”Kill it! no. be alive I have to grind it alive and give it to the headmaster.”
“”Your name!””
I frowned as I reached out and said something.
“”Wait a moment! You sound like John’s name. I have something to say. My stomach is really upset. wait. I guess I’ll have to spit it out again.”
I looked at the left with the most serious expression in the world.
Hearing that he could spit it out, the left man raised his hand and waited for the subordinates.
“”Waiting!””
The left-hander held his breath.
I continued speaking with a serious expression.
“”The power outage… … .””
“”What do you mean by danjeon?””
“”Seeing that it was hot and then cool and then back and forth, I think I’m going to have diarrhea in a hurry. It’s an elixir that doesn’t suit my constitution.”
In fact, when the farts came out like thunder, the magicians frowned or covered their noses.
Left Sergeant Light said while covering her nose with her hand.
“”Spit it out quickly.””
I said while covering my nose with one hand.
“”Don’t look like a kid. And I didn’t mean to spit it out. I have a bowel movement for a while… you go down first I too am a man who knows manners, so I can’t show him how to wrap.”
“”What?””
As I watched the left-hander’s face gradually turn pale, I said in a dull tone.
“”Tell the teacher you’re sorry. Come over here and check my shit. There must be an answer to that shit that could be a Demon God. Ah, the greatest magic lord of all time who will rise to the top of the world with shit will be born. Finally, a man named Gwangma became the best poop of all time. Legendary.””
Left Sagittarius Light, who had listened to me seriously alone, finally, with the string of reason cut off, gave me tension.
‘No doubt!’
I, too, had no choice but to counter the tension of the left side of the Light with the tension of Soyo Gong (金龜逍遙功).
Huge palm-shaped flags collided in mid-air.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Left Sasa Light was pushed back at a tremendous speed, and I too was pushed three or four steps into the vast air of all obstacles.
At that moment, I learned for the first time that Master Light had cooked the extremely cold Mugong.
‘You bastard, I’ve learned the ice ball.’
The left side was pushed a little further, but my self-esteem was greatly damaged. Probably because the injury was deep.
Falling off the cliff was unplanned, so it was really embarrassing.
Things in the world don’t always go as planned.
As I watched the magic bridge getting farther and farther away in the midst of falling like this, I burst into laughter.
“”Uhhhhhhhhhh.””
The sound of my laughter slammed into the cliff of all obstacles and resounded loudly enough to fill the sky and the earth.
Did the laughter get louder because of the peach-flavored heaven?
Anyway, the blindness was really deep.
After laughing out loud for a while, I was still falling.
Both legs are intact, and the strange energy of heaven is wriggling in the danjeon, so it is a situation that is overflowing with strength for a tired person.
Anyway, this was not planned.
Just before hitting the floor, the force of the fall was offset by the wind sweeping technique, and the body rotated three and a half times, then lightly landed on the ground with both feet.
Almost perfect landing.
“”Heh heh heh.””
Suddenly, I looked up at the sky and saw that not only the Left Saber, but also the low-level members of the class who were sure to die if they fell, were jumping towards the floor of all obstacles, that is, me without hesitation.
Although they are enemies, the appearance of jumping as a group at a single command was so wonderful that admiration flowed out, so applause came out of it.
“”Wow… … crazy bastards.”
Magic is indeed magic. They were like those who lived and died at the command. It must have been that the Moorimmaeng couldn’t even hit the main base of the magic school.
“”But half of them will be left behind with full-body fractures.”
In fact, screams filled all the obstacles. There were also people who died instantly by bumping into a cliff or protruding rock.
As I watched the people dying in vain, I came to understand the words of the left who said that there is no one in Kangho who is not afraid of the headmaster.
Magyo is truly a terrifying group.
Of course, the official name is what they call the Heavenly Demon Shinkyo (天魔神敎).
At this time, the magicians who filled the sky disappeared in an instant, and even the blue sky suddenly turned white.
“”Well?””
oh god this is happening
Everything he could see was dyed pure white.
There, a man whose face was hard to see because of the strange backlight that was shining brightly there was floating in the air and looking down at me.
Oh my gosh, I would be so surprised.
What is that guy?
In an instant, I had a gut feeling that my life and death were in the hands of that man.
Surprisingly, there was no wind noise anymore.
In the silence as if the world had stopped in an instant, an unidentified man was slowly falling to the ground.
What the hell is that Mugong?
It is surprising that there are men who can fall from such a high place with their backs on their backs.
I looked around quickly and saw that the bottom of the mandible had changed to pure white.
Then a man with an overwhelming presence approached me with his back behind and said to me.
“”It’s so easy to eat things that contain souls. You’re crazy.””
I shuddered the moment I heard the other person’s voice. It seemed like he was adept at the world, but it was a strange voice that mixed the confidence, guts, and dignity of Mu-min.
This guy was different.
I asked.
“”You’re crazy, but who are you?”
It was then that I was able to take a closer look at the unidentified man.
The outfit was of a strong man like me, but it was out of fashion a long time ago. It felt like an absolute master who jumped out of an old painting.
Even the best leaders of the time I saw had an overwhelming presence that seemed to make it difficult to stay sane in front of this man.
I knew quite a bit of information about the strong men, but the man itself was really mysterious. No man could come to mind.
I spit out the inside.
“”You are such a great man.””
In all honesty, I’ve never complimented anyone like this before. Mugong is also a Mugong, but it was really strange that there was a man in Kangho that I didn’t know.
The man responded with a sullen expression.
“”I’m not that great. You are holding up well in front of me too. forgive By the way, why did you swallow heaven? In that heaven, the souls of many masters are imprisoned. they are in a state of disrepair. Did you understand this far?”
“”Who do you know as a fool?”
The man touched his chin for a moment, pondering, and then continued.
“”Now, the spirits of those who were not able to ascend to your soul are sticking together.”
“”Well?””
“If you sleep, the spirit will wake you up, if you eat rice, they will share the spirit contained in the food, and the spirit will stick to the person you touch. It’s going to be so runaway that it’s hard to handle the air force.”
In the meantime, I only picked out good words.
‘Oh, I like the interior.’
The man’s words continued.
“”You are now living heaven, and at the same time you have become a half-ghost. There is no longer any chance of living a normal life.”
“”I’ve never had a good life in the first place.”
“”Yeah, it looks like it. I’ve been through QiGong Deviation many times.””
“”How did you know that?”
“”When you have time, take a look through the mirror. Are your eyes normal? … . QiGong Deviation is also accompanied by a mental illness.””
“”Well, what would happen if the teacher, not me, ate this heavenly jade? I didn’t eat this because I wanted to eat it, but it was the first thing I wanted to prevent the teacher from eating.”
The guy ssiik laughed.
“Are you saying you ate it with your own good intentions?”
“”exactly.””
True. Somehow, this man seemed to have the ability to spot lies. That’s why you’ll know I’m not lying.
The man sighed and continued.
“”That’s true. Heaven is an object that goes against the rules. If the headmaster had taken this, after I destroyed the headmaster, I would have been personally guilty of participating in the royalties. But things in the world don’t go as expected.”
The world is so scary.
The unexpected happened to this great man.
The man’s words continued.
“Even so, those spirits must be exiled. That way, they would judge the mistakes of their past lives and divide them into the world after death. There are a lot of people in prison who have had pretty good lives, so it has to be.”
“”What should I do? It sounds like me, who is alive and well, telling me to die quickly. I can’t do that. Rather, take me before the headmaster. It seems like I need to get along with that old bastard so that I can close my eyes refreshedly. After killing the headmaster, I will volunteer myself.”
The man replied with a smirk.
“”Don’t roll your hair.””
“”Did you hear it? You’re quick-witted.””
“”By the way, do you mean that you hate the headmaster so much?”
“”Tell me what are you going to do?””
“”Why?””
“”Why? Teachers don’t see people as people. My lifelong dream was to defeat the headmaster by death. If the teacher asked me why, I was going to tell you just one thing.”
I lifted one finger.
But the man seemed to already know the answer I was going to give.
The man responded to my words.
“”Don’t you see people as people?””
I nodded, making eye contact with the man.
“”That’s it. And that was the only reason he wanted to kill the headmaster.”
The man crossed his arms and smiled faintly.
“”Good reason.””
“”A good reason?””
I glanced at the man. Oddly enough, he was a man with whom he could talk. I couldn’t believe it right away, but I thought that this man was somehow closer to God.
The man unwrapped his arms and sighed as if he had resigned, then pointed at me and said:
“”Izaha… … .””
I got big eyes.
‘You know my name?’
The man’s words continued.
“”This is the last time for the Dong-A line. Never swallow heaven again. After that, I won’t be able to help as I’m being punished. Whatever the outcome, I will treat you with good will. This is the best choice I can give you, and it will be the best gift. I will not bless you.”
The man stretched out a hand towards me.
In the meantime, I wondered if I was going to die from the man’s tension.
Under the circumstances, it probably wasn’t.
Then, while I was contemplating what kind of bullshit this is, the moment I was enveloped in the light from the man’s hand, my five senses disappeared in an instant.
‘uh?’
It seems that my consciousness is about to break.
Is it dead?
It felt like my whole body was being shattered, but there was no pain.
Just before I lost consciousness, my soul whispered.
I don’t want to die yet.
oh my… … .
I’ve never been with a beauty… … .
Shit… … !